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Jokes Blog - thebroadroom.net: November 2005
A really bad pun
posted by Colleen Shirazi,
Monday, November 28, 2005
at 11:05 PM (Pacific)
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung...
 
Confucius Say
posted by Leslie,
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
at 11:41 AM (Pacific)
Confucius Say:
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.
Man who shoot off mouth expect to lose face.
He who put face in fruit drink get punch in the nose.
Butcher who backs into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
War does not determine who's right. War determine who's left.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.
People who make Confucius joke speak bad English.
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